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What First-Time Buyers Get Wrong Before I Even Ring the Doorbell
By the time I show up with a flashlight, a moisture meter, and twenty years of mild distrust toward drywall, most first-time buyers have already made their biggest mistakes of the whole transaction. None of them involve anything I can fix with a caulk gun. Here's where I see people go sideways before the ink is even dry. Waiving the inspection to look competitive In a hot market, buyers get told that waiving the inspection contingency makes their offer stand out. Sometimes it
Neil Perry
3 days ago3 min read
Your House Has Secrets: The Strangest Things We Find Hiding in Walls, Attics, and Crawl Spaces
Every home inspector develops a sixth sense for the exact moment a seller's face changes — usually right around when you're on your knees in the crawl space with a flashlight, and you go quiet for a little too long. After enough years poking around Indianapolis attics, basements, and everything in between, you learn that houses keep secrets, and most of them were left by someone who was absolutely certain nobody would ever look. Here's a tour through some of the stranger thin
Neil Perry
Nov 23 min read


Radon Doesn't Care How Nice Your Basement Is
You can put in the home theater. The bar with the mini fridge. The home gym nobody uses after February. None of it matters to radon. It's not impressed by your renovation, and it's definitely not going to ring the doorbell before it shows up. If you're not familiar, radon is a naturally occurring radioactive gas that comes from the slow decay of uranium in soil and rock. It's completely invisible, has no smell, and won't announce itself in any way you'd notice on your own. It
Neil Perry
Oct 273 min read


The 90-Second Walkthrough: Red Flags You Don't Need a License to Spot
Every buyer who walks into a showing has the same two instincts: notice the kitchen, ignore everything that might cost money. I don't blame anyone — granite countertops photograph a lot better than a circuit breaker panel. But after years of climbing into other people's crawl spaces for a living, I can tell you most houses tip their hand long before an inspector ever shows up. You just have to know where to glance. None of what follows replaces a real inspection. It's the stu
Neil Perry
Oct 193 min read


No, I'm Not Trying to Kill Your Deal: Home Inspection Myths That Won't Die
An Indianapolis home inspector debunks the five myths about home inspections that refuse to go away, from the pass/fail fiction to the idea that new construction doesn't need a second look.
Neil Perry
Oct 53 min read


Yes, You Can Caulk That. No, You Cannot Rewire That.
A home inspector's honest field guide to which weekend projects are fine to tackle yourself and which ones belong to a licensed professional.
Neil Perry
Sep 293 min read


Your Gutters Are Not a Suggestion: A Fall Checklist Before the Freeze
Every October I inspect a house and find the exact same problems I found in the same neighborhood the October before. Not similar problems, the same ones, sometimes on the same block, sometimes on houses built by the same builder who apparently skipped the same chapter of the manual. Homeowners aren't lazy, they're just busy, and fall maintenance has an unfortunate habit of feeling optional right up until the pipe you didn't drain freezes and splits in January. Here's what ac
Neil Perry
Sep 223 min read


Don't let your pipes get clogged like my arteries!
Sewer scope repair is a critical aspect of maintaining a healthy and efficient plumbing system. This procedure involves the use of a...
Neil Perry
Jun 15, 20244 min read


Don't be a slave to interest...
Mortgage interest rates play a pivotal role in the world of real estate, influencing the affordability and overall cost of homeownership....
Neil Perry
Mar 5, 20244 min read


Got bowing?
Hydrostatic pressure is a critical factor in understanding the challenges and considerations associated with basements. As an integral...
Neil Perry
Feb 27, 20243 min read


Double double tap tap...
Double tap wiring in electrical panels is a topic that holds significance within the realm of electrical systems and installations. It...
Neil Perry
Feb 22, 20243 min read


Happy Holidays all!!!
Introduction: As the holiday season approaches, a rosy-cheeked, white-bearded figure in a red suit takes center stage in the festivities,...
Neil Perry
Dec 25, 20232 min read


Keep your basement from collapsing in...
Introduction: In the realm of structural engineering and geophysics, hydrostatic pressure emerges as a fundamental force with the...
Neil Perry
Dec 19, 20231 min read


Damn those ice dams...
As winter settles in, nature paints a picturesque scene with snow-covered landscapes. However, hidden within this winter wonderland lies...
Neil Perry
Dec 12, 20232 min read


Air quality isn't just outdoors...
Introduction: In the heart of every home's heating system lies a component often overlooked but crucial for its efficient functioning –...
Neil Perry
Dec 4, 20231 min read


BOOOO, it's ghosting...
Introduction: In the world of interior design and home aesthetics, there exists a phenomenon that often goes unnoticed until it manifests...
Neil Perry
Nov 29, 20233 min read


Do people really take a bath with hair dryers?
In the world of electrical safety, Ground Fault Circuit Interrupters, commonly known as GFCIs, are unsung heroes. These unassuming...
Neil Perry
Sep 9, 20233 min read


Bees are so cute...but they can be destructive as well!
Carpenter bees, often overlooked in the world of pollinators, are intriguing insects that play an essential role in ecosystem balance and...
Neil Perry
Sep 5, 20233 min read


I've seen Ant Life, they're harmless! Not so much...
Carpenter ants, often referred to as nature's architects, are among the most intriguing insect species that inhabit both natural...
Neil Perry
Aug 29, 20233 min read


Crawl Space? Do I even have a crawl space?
Crawl spaces, those often overlooked areas beneath homes that provide access to utilities and facilitate maintenance, can have a...
Neil Perry
Aug 24, 20233 min read
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